Tragic: Melvins Cover Band Steps it Up a Notch

SEATTLE — In a bold move, frontman Billy Fish received a haircut from esteemed stylist Francios Alessandro. Fish reportedly pointed to a photograph of the Melvins in a 2000’s era Guitar World magazine stating “Los ticka toe rest might like a sender doe ree.”. Alessandro, admiring his dedication to the craft of rock music and the love for challenge spent 11 hours sculpting Fish’s hair into something that Alessandro admits “Looks like a dirty Q-Tip but honestly is kinda badass.”. When asked for a follow-up from vocalist, he replied with “Big boat deloves, big boat denies.”.