Tragic: Old Punk Unable to Be Killed by Traditional Means

D.C — “He just literally won’t die,” quotes local scene kid Marcellus. Trent, 55, quotes his immortality ritual as follows: 5 Anarchy tattoos in a pentagram, 1 Descendent’s Milo tattoo, every 60’s – 90’s punk record on vinyl minus ‘Anything Henry Rollins’ because he’s a sellout, a past including straight edge but converted back to ‘only edibles man and that …

Shady AF Band Stops Set Right When They’re Supposed To

ATLANTA — Local band “The Dimitri Martin’s” astonished the crowd last night at a local house show by ending the band’s set right on time. “So stupid.” quoted Xavier from “The Los Nachos”. “Who would go and do such a thing? They don’t belong in this scene. That’s for certain”. One audience member remarked “The show was completely ruined.” Growling …

Tragic: Melvins Cover Band Steps it Up a Notch

SEATTLE — In a bold move, frontman Billy Fish received a haircut from esteemed stylist Francios Alessandro. Fish reportedly pointed to a photograph of the Melvins in a 2000’s era Guitar World magazine stating “Los ticka toe rest might like a sender doe ree.”. Alessandro, admiring his dedication to the craft of rock music and the love for challenge spent …

We’re Sorry Our Name Is Deep Space Devices

Hey everyone, Taylor here. We apologize for naming our company Deep Space Devices while only releasing dirt pedals. We’re sorry. We apologize for naming our company Deep Space Devices while only releasing dirt pedals. We’re sorry. We started this company with the intention of making sounds that were other-worldly and out-of-this-world and out-of-this-hemisphere and out-of-this-galaxy and since I’m running out …

2018 Summer NAMM

We will attend the 2018 Summer NAMM event in Nashville, TN. Come find us at our booth!

Our interview with The Gadsden Times

Thanks to Benjamin Nunnally for talking with us! Full article is available here: https://www.gadsdentimes.com/news/20180206/gadsden-company-releases-guitar-effects-pedal